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I'm married now. [19 Mar 2011|05:29pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]

It's pretty awesome.

That's really about it.

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Voice Meme [10 Jan 2011|08:06pm]
[ mood | chipper ]

Download sound file HERE

WORDS:
Aunt, Route, Wash, Oil, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Sure, Data, Ruin, Crayon, Toilet, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Spitting image, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Syrup, Pajamas, Caught

QUESTIONS:

What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?

What is the bug that when you touch it, it curls into a ball? 

What is the bubbly carbonated drink called? 

What do you call gym shoes? 

What do you say to address a group of people? 

What do you call the kind of spider (or spider-like creature) that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs?

What do you call your grandparents? 

What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?

What do you call it when rain falls while the sun is shining? 

What is the thing you change the TV channel with?

from: http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/voice+meme

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Writer's Block: Overnight it! [19 Dec 2010|08:39am]
[ mood | exhausted ]

When do you get your holiday shopping done? Weeks before or last minute?

This year, Christmas shopping was done two weeks ago, but the personal gifts are still being made. A lot of people aren't getting Christmas gifts from me this time around... just letters and possibly cookies.
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Facebook has warped my mind. [17 Dec 2010|10:21am]
[ mood | okay ]

I've been wanting to try and update every day, though I know I probably won't. Today, I will be posting something that neffinesse  showed me while I was in Denmark in 2009. Because this cartoon is the friggin' greatest. I own the comic in Danish (thanks again to neffinesse ) but I don't yet own the movie. As soon as I find it in region one, though, it's MINE. Until then, look at the awesome trailer.


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Fifteen dollars to rename my journal!? [14 Dec 2010|04:38pm]
[ mood | lazy ]

I might as well just get a new journal! >:T

... but I'm too lazy.

Here. Have some ASL rap:

 

 

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Okay, so... [16 Oct 2010|08:04am]
[ mood | pleased ]

I'm in Houston again, which reminds me how long it's been since I posted on LJ.

This isn't anything big. Long time friends, Brian and Christine, drove all the way up to Dallas to nab us, drag us down and have us help in preparing for and then attending their Halloween party. I'm relatively excited, as I love Halloween, but don't much care for big parties full of people I have never seen before. It should still be fun. Apparently, I get to be a slutty fairy. BECAUSE WHAT IS HALLOWEEN FOR IF NOT DRESSING UP LIKE A HOOKER!?

As for the marriage, Kat and I will be in Spain for a week in March, marry on the 14th, and then spend our honeymoon in Denmark with neffinesse 's kind company. :3 There's a lot of work behind it, as it's an international gay marriage that doesn't even count in Kat's country of birth, but I think it's worth it. I'm amazed at how much everyone has supported and helped us in this endeavor.

Otherwise, I've got a great job, Kat's got herself a cushy job writing and taking care of a mentally disabled girl, Kat and I are looking into in vitro fertilization and Spain is on the horizon. Life's not too shabby!

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y halo thar [17 Sep 2010|09:04pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]

I'm in Houston right now, watching Black Sheep and eating pumpkin pie with two old friends after going down to the consulate to get the paperwork for my impending wedding.

It's pretty sweet.

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Writer's Block: Something to cry about [13 Sep 2010|10:20pm]
How do you feel about corporeal punishment?

I'm not going to be that childless person who comments on other people's parenting skills... but people need to not beat their kids. Personal opinion.

Now, honestly, I was spanked. And I knew why I was getting a spanking, all the times I remember being spanked. But, to me, it is a way to teach your child that violence is an acceptable solution to a situation where talking and actually resolving it is really the best lesson. I'm rarely shocked when I see copious violence (kids hitting parents, other siblings, other children), to hear that they spank their children. They've learned that pain is a deterrent to annoying behavior, and so employ it against others.

Also, I've read studies that suggest that spanking is kind of sexualized. After all, the butt's pretty close to your genitalia. They posited that it could cause sexual dysfunction. I don't know if it's true, but I can see where they'd get that.

So, I'm aginnit.

Mostly, this is street_howitzer  and neffinesse 's fault for making me think about it and make the decision that I'mma never gonna beat my chil'ns.

Unless they do something bad.

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Also, hello Beccateers! My thanks for not making my return mightily awkward and de-friending me while I've been in the social-life-free zone. I am good. I am going to Spain to be married in March and am moderately medicated to a point of coping with The Outside now. How are you?
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Writer's Block: Kanye West's Tweet Apology [13 Sep 2010|12:53am]
[ mood | bored ]

How do you feel about Kanye West admitting his past mistakes and apologizing to Taylor Swift on Twitter? Is he trying to win hearts back?


I thought it was funny as hell.

Shit, forgot my LJ ettiquette. After the cut!Collapse )



Also also, hello everyone again. I will attempt to post more, since there's a light in the tunnel. And to encourage [info]street_howitzer to write on here more too.
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All the crap in my life aside... [01 Apr 2009|06:32am]
[ mood | ecstatic ]

I have been with Kat for 6 years as of today. I think that's pretty doggone awesome. <3

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Might as well put a bullet in my brain. [02 Nov 2008|05:06pm]
[ mood | apathetic ]

Still working my old crappy job, and making poor decisions about life. I joined NaNoWriMo and will probably end up stabbing myself in the brain for it. My work drains most of my energy, and I barely have enough time for my girlfriend, much less any of my other friends. I don't do well with stress, but I have to go and add to it, don't I? Pfft. I hate that I don't have time to talk to the friends who matter to me. And I don't even have the excuse that I'm at least making money.

My mom's final chemo treatment was last Thursday. Thanksgiving week, she'll have her surgery, and then they'll look into whether or not she'll have to have radiation as well.

My father lost his job on Wednesday at the company he's been working at for as long as I can remember. Due to personal grudges of bosses over him. I am not happy about that. It may give me the opportunity to go into business with him in minority advertising for the area. It sounds promising, which means it probably won't work out for me. Hehh.

Bah. Fuck it. I just want to move to Spain and raise goats for the rest of my life.

Becca is not in a good mood.

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[13 Aug 2008|09:22am]
Goddammit, I'm a nerd.

Adopt one today!

HALP HATCH MAH BAYBEE DRAGONZ PLZ. <3 oh, god, i have no friends... ._.;
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[30 Jul 2008|01:58pm]
[ mood | blah ]

Hmmm... to hell with all that depressing stuff. I'm gonna bump it off the top of my journal for now. Maybe delete it later. Not that I'm not grateful for everyone's comments (because I am), but that I need to stop dwelling. I took this from street_howitzerand I've been involved in at least as many fandoms as she, so go nuts with it, if you're curious.

Comment with one fandom and I'll tell you my:

One True Pairing Ship:
Canon Ship:
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship:
"You are one sick bastard" Ship:
"I dabble a little" Ship:
"It's like a car crash" Ship:
"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship:
"Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship:
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship:
"When all is said and done" Ship:

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[24 Jun 2008|02:12pm]
Sometimes, I don't post for long periods of time just because I think that I have nothing to complain about.

How sad is that?
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Lookin' up a bit. [10 Jun 2008|12:18pm]
[ mood | chipper ]

Updates.
In case this is TL;DR for ya, you can cut it down to that I'm doing pretty damn good.

Okay, so things are a bit better. Got good news on my mom. She's going in for surgery in two weeks. They think its no further than stage 2 cancer, which means that she probably won't even need radiation, but perhaps chemo. We'll see. I'm less scared about that now. She's a badass woman. She'll make it.

Last Wednesday was the last day of classes. I had work on Thursday, cleaning up and moving stuff. Wasn't too bad. I cried when the kids got on the bus. I'll, most likely, never see them again. I will miss them. I do wish they'd pay me more; I'd keep the job. In any case, they gave me a sparkling review, and couldn't say enough nice things about me. Sometimes, I wonder if that would have been different if they knew I was a lesbian, but I digress.

I have a bunch of teaching-type jobs all summer. Mostly, tutoring, teaching art and Spanish classes, as well as some courses in Photoshop. My brother asked me to design a new logo for the company he works for, and a few professionals have offered me help on revamping my art portfolio.

I mean to do a lot of drawing this summer, but... my computer died on me. Huge fuckoff virus, apparently, that tanked my operating system from the ground up. (Goddammit, I need to be more careful with the porn I download.) Kat's still works perfectly, which is nice, but it can't handle the scanner or the tablet or even Adobe, really. I'm trying to figure out how to save my old hard drives, and I got a new baby, so it should be all right.

Kat and I still talking about a move, but that's up in the air now. With my mom's cancer scare and my instability in work, its hard to plot out where and how we'd move. We're getting a new roommate at the end of the summer. That promises to go well.

On that note, I had an interview today for a Montessori school as an assistant teacher. It went over very well. It seemed like they wanted to hire me, because they kept asking when I could start and discussing which teacher to place me with. The pay's better, the kids are cute, and the place looks awesome.

So, in summation, as Ms. Moore says, if God is a DJ, life is a dance floor. You get what you're given. Its all how you use it.

.... and, a quiz. Shuddup.Collapse )

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2008 could hardly get any worse. [22 May 2008|07:05am]
[ mood | shocked ]

Yesterday evening, my mom was diagnosed with breast cancer.... It still hasn't sunk in for me yet.

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A little less conversation... [14 Mar 2008|05:12pm]
[ mood | determined ]

So, to update what the fuck my last journal was about, I found out that my work sucks balls. The promised me 16 to 18 dollars an hour, and are paying me 6. This is a job where I've dealt with massive mental stress, being bitten, kicked in the crotch, peed on, and made to bleed by small children. Hooray. Anyway, I'm over it and formulating a plan to not work there anymore.... Whether that starts in April or in June is the only question anymore.

I got into a minor car accident early Tuesday morning, due to the fog. I was at fault. I am overjoyed, as you can tell.

Meanwhile, I'm taking my mind off that depressing reality, I'm going to Vegas in less than 12 hours. Kat and I planned it before we found out my job was screwing us over and plunked down the whole of our tax returns on it.... we're going to gamble a bit at the nickel slots, stay in a five star hotel, see Zumanity (a Cirque du Soleil show), order room service, watch movies and generally relax. Photos upon my return on Thursday.

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It's My Happy Birthday~! [26 Jan 2008|09:50am]
[ mood | quixotic ]

HOORAY! I'M OLD!!!

... shit, wait.

-- EDIT --

Meanwhile, check out these links. I loves them.

http://www.myspace.com/vigilantes <--- My new favorite band.

www.mycrazyroommate.com <--- I lol'd copiously.

I'll Whine In PrivateCollapse )

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I like being a girl [15 Jan 2008|09:01pm]
[ mood | horny ]

I like being a girl a lot.

But sometimes?

Just sometimes?

I wish I was a boy.

And those times are called... "B.D. Wong".

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Calling back to my roots. [06 Jan 2008|01:02pm]
[ mood | shocked ]

HOLY SHIT FUCK WHAT!?!?!???!!???!?!?!?!

JAMES MARSTERS AS PICCOLO!? I SHAT MYSELF. FILMING?!?!?!?!?!

I... I have no words, good or bad... Yet. *is ded*

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